Merchandise
T-Shirts:
These kickin' cotton Ts have all you could ever ask for in a shirt - two sleeves and a neck hole. Unfortunately, they are all originals made by our groupie-wife, and the band doesn't feel like parting with them, so you can't actually buy any. You can feel free to make your own, though!
Style A) Black, w/CD cover on front, size XL
Style B) White, w/band logo on front...
...and the punchline on the back, size XL
Stickers:
Brand new and available to be stuck, these babies were made for the band by SuperFan Desiree Haneman. $1 per, but you can order 50 for only $49.
Guitar Picks:
You can now order any of these *used* guitar pics. OB is finished with them, so now you can lick the finger sweat off of them if you so choose. Quantities are limited, so order today and beat the rush on eBay. What a steal at only $9.99 per pick.
Or...
The Do-It-Yourself Five Steps To Happiness:
See the HdH logo, pictured above?
1) Save it.
2) Print it.
3) Lick it.
4) Stick it.
5) Enjoy.